English people also have problems with MS Windows and laugh at them! Surprising, isn’t it? Here’s one in good, old, english style;) Enjoy!WINDOWS SUPPORT:
Thank you for calling Microsoft Windows for Warships Support Line. Where do you want to blow up today?
COMMANDER
This is Commander Nelson of HMS Excel. We appear to be under attack and our computer keeps freezing.
WINDOWS SUPPORT
I see. Are you sitting in front of your computer now?
COMMANDER
Yes. Also, our Combat Management System is telling us we need different drivers to fire our missiles.
Don’t delete this because it looks weird.
Believe it or not, you CAN read it !
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "Boy, I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down and gave a little monkey yell.
"You can understand what I’m saying?" asked the officer.
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down and made his
noises..
"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?"
up by his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
"Yes," the monkey nodded.
"What else?"
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to
his mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?"
"Yes."
"What else?"
The monkey motioned a sexual act.
"They were screwing, too?" asked the astounded officer.
"Yes."
"Now wait a minute. You’re saying your owners were
drinking, smoking and screwing before they wrecked?"
"Yes."
"What were you doing during all this?"
"Driving," motioned the monkey.
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