Who is Sara Pipelini?

We asked Peter for a few words to polish fan’s of Evil Overlord. Here they are:

I hope everyone enjoys the list. I think it should translate well. The humor is universal -- as the rules should be.

-- Peter
126. Rather than having only one secret escape pod, which the hero can easily spot and follow, I’ll simultaneously launch a few dozen decoys to throw him off track.
127. Prison guards will have their own cantina featuring a wide variety of tasty treats that will deliver snacks to the guards while on duty. The guards will also be informed that accepting food or drink from any other source will result in execution.
128. I will not employ robots as agents of destruction if there is any possible way that they can be re-programmed or if their battery packs are externally mounted and easily removable.
129. Despite the delicious irony, I will not force two heroes to fight each other in the arena.

130. All members of my Legions of Terror will have professionally tailored uniforms. If the hero knocks a soldier unconscious and steals the uniform, the poor fit will give him away.

Swiss Tony appeared in BBC’s the "Fast Show". Viewers loved him. Read his quotes and you will find out why!

Making coffee: Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It’s got to be hot. You’ve got to take your time. You’ve got to stir... gently and firmly. You’ve got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

Laying a carpet: Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you’re adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.

Hanging wallpaper: Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.

Putting up a tent: Putting up a tent, is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an’... slip in to the old bag.

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I’m granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."

The first nun says, "I want to be Jennifer Lopez;" and *poof* she’s gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she’s gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
"Who?"
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
"I’m sorry, but that name just doesn’t ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper and hands it to St. Peter. He reads it and says:

"No sister, the paper says it was the ’Sahara Pipeline’ that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

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